Luxury Lounge

"Luxury Lounge"
The Sopranos episode
Episode no. Season 6
Episode 7
Directed by Danny Leiner
Written by Matthew Weiner
Cinematography by Phil Abraham
Production code 607
Original air date April 23, 2006
Running time 55 minutes
Guest appearance(s)

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Episode chronology

"Luxury Lounge" is the seventy-second episode of the HBO original series The Sopranos and the seventh of the show's sixth season. It was written by Matthew Weiner, directed by Danny Leiner and originally aired on April 23, 2006.

Starring

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Guest starring

Episode recap

Corky Caporale meets hitmen Italo and Salvatore and provides them with "clean" pistols and directions to Rusty Millio's location.

At Nuovo Vesuvio, Phil Leotardo and Tony Soprano host a joint celebration as "the books are opened" for two new members: Gerry Torciano is now officially a New York capo and Burt Gervasi becomes the newest DiMeo family made man. The event is not without tension, as Phil rants about his disgust at his still-missing homosexual cousin-in-law Vito Spatafore, and many people seem dissatisfied with the food and service. Phil speaks favorably of a new competitor to the restaurant, Da Giovanni, and informs Artie Bucco he should check it out. After the meal, Christopher Moltisanti, Tony, and Carlo Gervasi discuss the search for Vito. Tony tells them to be passive and only worry about the fugitive capo if he returns to Jersey, but Carlo is adamant to find Vito via his police detective contacts. Christopher asks Tony's permission to fly to Los Angeles with Little Carmine on a casting trip to enlist actors for their movie Cleaver, and Tony reluctantly gives his permission.

As Rusty Millio and his bodyguard Eddie Pietro are pulling out of Rusty's driveway, Italo and Salvatore pull up behind them in a small SUV, cutting them off at the end of the driveway. One of the Italians gets out and distracts the passengers' attention by feigning poor English and asking Rusty for directions to Eastern Parkway in Brooklyn while the second man slowly walks up near the driver's side. Both of them then start shooting, killing Rusty and Eddie. The pair drop their guns in the driveway and make a quick getaway as Rusty's Mercedes-Benz rolls out into the street.

Tony unwillingly has a meal at Da Giovanni to celebrate Phil's grandson's confirmation. Marie Spatafore is there with her children, who are being teased about their homosexual father. Carmela sings the restaurant's praises and discusses what she thinks is wrong with Nuovo Vesuvio. Privately, Phil approaches Tony to thank him on Johnny "Sack"'s behalf for the hit on Rusty. Tony denies any involvement, which Phil accepts as cautiousness.

"Murmur" makes rounds for Christopher that include buying credit card details from an Italian delicatessen and the Teittleman's hotel, and then delivering numbers to Ahmed and Muhammad, who operate in stealing money via the Internet.

Artie has a new Albanian hostess at his restaurant, Martina. She starts flirting with mobster Benny Fazio, which irks Artie, and he tells her that he cannot help expedite her green card process any further and keeps handing her work to keep her away from him. Benny questions the way Artie treats Martina, leading to increased tension between the two.

Artie's business is starting to lose its customers. At the Bada Bing!, a drunken Artie laments his status as one without any privileges to Tony. He confronts Tony about dining at Da Giovanni's recently, to which Tony apologizes. But when the mob boss offers some tips to increase the restaurant's popularity, such as changing its interior, making advertisements or offering two-for-one meal promotions, Artie angrily rebuffs him, insisting his luxury establishment would never sink to such depths. He suggests to Tony that he settle his outstanding tab at the restaurant if he wants to help. Later, a mad Artie shoots and kills a rabbit for eating an arugula plant from his garden. He also rejects his wife Charmaine's suggestions to stop bothering his restaurant guests with his stories, insisting he is a "warm and convivial host."

Christopher and Little Carmine land in Los Angeles and check into a hotel. They have a scheduled meeting with actor Ben Kingsley, arranged because his agent owed Little Carmine a favor. Away from his AA sponsor, Christopher soon partakes in drinking and drugs, as well as in the sexual services of a female escort, before calling for "Murmur" to come out and help him get back on the wagon.

The meeting with Kingsley does not go well. The actor seems unimpressed and is uninterested in the producers' "The Ring meets The Godfather" film project. Kingsley interrupts Christopher and Carmine to speak poolside to Lauren Bacall, who states she is in town to be a presenter at an awards show. When she mentions the gifts associated with presenting, Kingsley remembers he has a walk-through scheduled in the "luxury lounge," a room set-up with free gifts handed out to celebrities. Christopher and Carmine tag along with Kingsley, and Christopher is fascinated by the great quantity of free expensive luxury items offered to a casual-acting Kingsley. The mob capo later phones Kingsley asking him if he could get him his own entry into the Luxury Lounge, but the actor says he doesn't handle such arrangements.

While Christopher is away in California, Benny Fazio takes over the handling of the credit card data thefts. He hands Tony his cut, a fat bundle of cash, citing success with the operation.

Nuovo Vesuvio's financial woes continue when Artie gets a visit from American Express fraud investigators. They inform Artie someone has been stealing credit card numbers from his customers to run up bogus charges, and that they must suspend Vesuvio's card usage as a precaution. After an emotional staff meeting, Artie learns Martina was the one who has been helping Benny steal the credit card numbers from the restaurant and fires her. Then, furious, he goes to Benny's house in the middle of the night and they get into a fistfight. Artie leaves a bloody Benny at his porch.

Tony tries to patch things up between Artie and Benny, lecturing the two on how they both were at fault: He invites Charmaine and Artie onto The Stugots II with him and Carmela, and criticizes an unreceptive Artie, and he gives the revenge-minded Benny a direct order to make peace with Artie and to never "shit where you eat" and a final warning that "you really don't shit where I eat".

At Tony's insistence, Benny's parents have their anniversary dinner at Nuovo Vesuvio, which has now indeed started offering "two-for-one" special meal promotions and advertising them in newspapers. Artie makes a table-side visit during their meal. In front of Benny's pregnant wife Jen Fazio, Artie makes a thinly veiled reference Benny's extramarital affair with Artie's former hostess Martina by asking Benny if he wants a "Martina", saying it is an Albanian martini. Benny follows him into the kitchen and forces Artie's right hand into a boiling pot of tomato sauce, burning him severely.

Little Carmine informs Christopher that Ben Kingsley turned down the role in Cleaver. "Murmur" arrives in L.A. and finds an intoxicated Christopher in his hotel room. Once he sobers up, the two find Ben Kingsley in an elevator and try to subtly intimidate/convince him to gain access into the Luxury Lounge. Kingsley admits lavish presents for celebrities are “obscene”, but says he gives almost all of them away to charity. He blurts out that award presenters get free goods worth around $30,000.

Before leaving Los Angeles, outside of an awards show, a masked Christopher mugs Lauren Bacall, punching her and stealing her gift bag. He flies back to East Coast on the same plane as Kingsley to the latter’s dismay. When he gets home, Christopher offers Tony some of the stolen goods, but Tony is more concerned with Christopher's lack of focus. He blames Christopher's absence for the Artie-Benny feud, stating that perhaps if he was around to keep a handle on his crew, the confrontation could have been avoided.

Tony has dinner at Nuovo Vesuvio with Carmela and her mother Mary, but Hugh is absent, still being hostile to Carmela. Tony urges Artie to enter therapy, telling him he goes "about in pity for himself." Artie responds with hostility, to which Tony responds by informing Artie that customers do not like his table-side chatter. Tony suggests to the shocked Artie that he stay in the kitchen and departs.

Charmaine seats a young couple just before closing time at the restaurant. Artie tells Charmaine to tell the guests they will have to eat whatever he prepares, since the staff has left for the evening and there are barely any food supplies left. With his right hand heavily bandaged, Artie methodically prepares a rabbit dish from his grandfather's weathered hand-written cookbook.

Italo and Salvatore fly back to Italy and comment on the luxury souvenirs they purchased in the U.S., which they say were much cheaper in America than in Italy due to the weak U.S. Dollar.

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