Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
Uncle John's Bathroom Readers are a series of books containing trivia and short essays on miscellaneous topics, ostensibly for reading in the bathroom.[1] The books are credited to the Bathroom Readers' Institute, though Uncle John is a real person, and are published by Portable Press, an imprint of Printer's Row Publishing Group. The introductions in the books, as well as brief notes in some articles, provide small pieces of information about Uncle John. The first book was published in 1988, and in 2012, the series reached its 25th release, The Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader.
Volumes dedicated to a single topic have been released, under the title Uncle John Plunges Into..., for example: history, presidents, and the universe. There are also books on individual U.S. states, the weather, numbers, quotes, the year 2000, a special book for mothers, cat lovers, dog lovers, horse lovers, love, Uncle John's Book of the Dumb, and several Bathroom Readers for Kids Only!. Though most of the books were written by the Bathroom Readers' Institute, some of the ones that are based around a specific subject are written by a lone author, who is not in the Institute. Additionally, the Institute will often publish articles and other contributions sent in from readers. Recurring articles such as "Flubbed Headlines", "Oops", and "Classifieds" often depend on these contributions. Currently, the institute publishes three books a year; a "classic" reader, and two "plunges into" editions, one for a location such as a U.S. state, and another of a specific topic.
Their volumes contain information on subjects such as quotes, dumb criminals, palindromes, anagrams, urban legends and hoaxes, failed inventions, the history of everyday things, and accidental discoveries, as well as articles on pop culture and 'celebrities' such as Emperor Norton (see Features). Throughout the books, there are what the BRI calls "running feet" - short fun facts on the bottom of each page. A typical example is "An object on Jupiter would weigh 144,000 times more than it would on Pluto." Some books have one running foot that simply says "Hi, mom.".
Uncle John's also publishes Page-a-Day calendars with Workman Publishing Company.
The series has sold 15 million copies.
Features
Among the regular articles in the books are:
- Origins of Words and Phrases- the "Familiar Phrases" feature, though having changed names several times throughout the series, has been featured in some form in 16 of the "Classic" books. It is often seen many times in each book, usually three or four times. The "Word Origins" has also had its name changed over the years, and has been seen in every book of the series since its introduction in Uncle John's Second Bathroom Reader
- Rumors and Urban Legends The "Rumors" article was first seen in the very first book, but has been replaced, starting with the 10th Anniversary Reader with the similar, and very popular "Urban Legends" section.
- Famous for 15 Minutes- Also originating in the series' first book, "Famous for 15 Minutes" is based on Andy Warhol's famous quote that everybody will someday be famous for a short period. The feature describes the stories of those who fit this description, often in a style reminiscent of the Darwin Awards (i.e., those mentioned often act in a very unbecoming fashion). Also very popular, it has been seen in 15 Bathroom Readers.
- Strange Lawsuits: Bizarre, actual lawsuits. For example, a woman sues Bill Clinton because aliens have told her that he will enslave all black women.
- Oops! First seen in Uncle John's Sixth Bathroom Reader, "Oops!" is a set of newspaper article excerpts describing humorous mistakes in the previous year.
- Q&A: Ask the Experts: Considerably more popular in the Kids Bathroom Reader series, "Ask the Experts" answers questions (e.g. "Do fish drown?"). It was first seen in the 6th Bathroom Reader.
- Court Transquips Originally called "Disorder in the Court," the feature was introduced in the 5th Bathroom Reader, and pokes fun at things said in court cases (such as 'Were you alone or by yourself?' 'Was that the same nose you broke as a child?'), and unintentionally-humorous exchanges between judges and lawyers, defendants or witnesses ('You've been accused of stealing 15 chickens. Are you the defendant?' 'No, sir, I'm the guy that stole the chickens.').
- They Went That-a-Way Accounts of unusual deaths, typically of celebrities—for example, the ironic passing of Redd Foxx. This first appears in the 2nd bathroom reader under epitaphs.
- Uncle John's Stall of Fame- Accounts of bathrooms and toilets being used in a positive way.
- Uncle John's Stall of Shame -- Accounts of bathrooms and toilets being used in a negative way.
History
1988–1991
The Bathroom Readers' Institute began in 1988, with the publishing of the original Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, by St. Martin's Press Publishers. After the book's success, Uncle John's 2nd Bathroom Reader was published in 1989, with a third and a fourth book being added to the series in the subsequent years. These earlier books are distinct from the rest not only due to their short length, but because of the writing style: Short articles starting with a brief history of the subject, followed by several tidbits on the subject.
1992–1995
After the initial four books, the BRI decided that it would publish further volumes under its own label, and Uncle John's 5th Bathroom Reader was released in October 1992; notable for a revised writing style, more and longer articles, and the introduction of new recurring features, Uncle John's 5th set what would become the standard design for every book going forward. The Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Bathroom Reader went out of print in 1994, and would later be re-released as a single volume, Uncle John's Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader. In 1995, the millionth copy of the series was sold, and to celebrate the milestone, the BRI released an eighth volume, The Best of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
1996–2002
In 1996, the Bathroom Readers' Institute revised its writing style yet again, adopting a more 'encyclopedic' style, as well as spreading longer articles throughout the book.
2003–present
For the first 15 years, "Bathroom Readers" referred to just one series. Now, there were several competitors (none quite as successful) and quite a few series within the BRI. Books 15–18 began to move away from the format seen in previous books, using two- and three-part articles, and sometimes removing popular recurring features in favor of the longer format. In 2012, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader celebrated its 25th anniversary with the publication of "Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader".
List of Uncle John's Books
| Edition | Title | Year | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader | 1988 | |
| 2 | Uncle John’s Second Bathroom Reader | 1989 | |
| 3 | Uncle John’s Third Bathroom Reader | 1990 | |
| 4 | Uncle John’s Fourth Bathroom Reader | 1991 | |
| 5 | Uncle John’s Fifth Bathroom Reader | 1992 | |
| 6 | Uncle John’s Sixth Bathroom Reader | 1993 | |
| 7 | Uncle John’s Seventh Bathroom Reader | 1994 | |
| 8 | The Best Of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader | 1995 | |
| 9 | Uncle John’s Ultimate Bathroom Reader | 1996 | |
| 10 | Uncle John’s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader | 1997 | |
| 11 | Uncle John’s Great Big Bathroom Reader | 1998 | |
| 12 | Uncle John’s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader | 1999 | |
| 13 | Uncle John’s All-Purpose Extra-Strength Bathroom Reader | 2000 | |
| 14 | Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader | 2001 | |
| 15 | Uncle John’s Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader | 2002 | |
| 16 | Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader | 2003 | |
| 17 | Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader | 2004 | |
| 18 | Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader | 2005 | |
| 19 | Uncle John’s Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader | 2006 | |
| 20 | Uncle John’s Triumphant 20th Anniversary Bathroom Reader | 2007 | |
| 21 | Uncle John’s Unsinkable Bathroom Reader | 2008 | |
| 22 | Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader | 2009 | |
| 23 | Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader | 2010 | |
| 24 | Uncle John's 24-Karat Gold Bathroom Reader | 2011 | |
| 25 | Uncle John's Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader | 2012 | |
| 26 | Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader | 2013 | |
| 27 | Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader | 2014 | |
| 28 | Uncle John’s Factastic 28th Bathroom Reader | 2015 | |
| 29 | Uncle John's Uncanny Bathroom Reader | 2016 |
List of Omnibuses
| Edition | Title | Year | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Best of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader | 1995 | |
| 2 | Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader | 2008 | Uncle John's First Bathroom Reader, Uncle John's Second Bathroom Reader, Uncle John's Third Bathroom Reader, Uncle John's Fourth Bathroom Reader |
| 3 | Uncle John’s Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader | 1999 | Uncle John’s Fifth Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s Sixth Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s Seventh Bathroom Reader |
| 4 | Uncle John’s Biggest Ever Bathroom Reader | 2002 | Uncle John’s Ultimate Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s Great Big Bathroom Reader |
| 5 | Uncle John’s Gigantic Bathroom Reader | 2006 | Uncle John’s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader |
| 6 | Uncle John’s Monumental Bathroom Reader | 2007 | Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s All-Purpose Extra-Strength Bathroom Reader |
| 7 | The Best Of The Best Of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader | 2008 |
Plunges Into...
Besides the annual editions and omnibuses, many topic specific editions were also published. These editions focused on such things like individual U.S. states, history, national parks, Hollywood, television, the U.S. Armed Forces, the environment, etc. These have ceased publishing since 2013.