Video on Trial (season 2)

Video on Trial (season 2)
Country of origin Canada
No. of episodes 30 (+1 unaired)
Release
Original network MuchMusic
Original release August 27, 2006 (2006-08-27) – July 15, 2007 (2007-07-15)
Season chronology

The second season of the Canadian television comedy series Video on Trial premiered on MuchMusic on August 27, 2006 and concluded on July 15, 2007. It consists of 30 episodes plus one mostly unaired special, VOT: The Hair Bands Edition.

Episodes

The show uses a courtroom-style format: each episode usually consists of five music videos being "tried" by five different people, usually comedians, musicians, and entertainment columnists, acting as the "jurors". From the first to mid-fifth seasons, the end of each episode featured a final "verdict" given to each video being "tried".

This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial). The list contains the air dates, episode numbers, "accused" music videos, and "jurors" of each episode of the season.

EpisodeJurorsAccusedOriginal airdate
2.01
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" – Cyndi Lauper
  2. "Careless Whisper" – Wham!
  3. "Papa Don't Preach" – Madonna
  4. "Hot for Teacher" – Van Halen
  5. "Thriller" – Michael Jackson
August 27, 2006
2.02
  1. "A Public Affair" – Jessica Simpson
  2. "Like I Love You" – Justin Timberlake featuring Clipse
  3. "London Bridge" – Fergie
  4. "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" – My Chemical Romance
  5. "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" – Cobra Starship featuring William Beckett, Travie McCoy and Maja Ivarsson
September 3, 2006
2.03
  1. "SexyBack" – Justin Timberlake
  2. "Morris Brown" – OutKast featuring Scar and Sleepy Brown
  3. "Steady, As She Goes" – The Raconteurs
  4. "Ghetto Story Chapter 2" – Cham featuring Alicia Keys
  5. "Grown and Sexy" – Chamillionaire
September 10, 2006
2.04
  1. "U + Ur Hand" – Pink
  2. "Torn" – LeToya
  3. "When You Were Young" – The Killers
  4. "Addicted" – Enrique Iglesias
  5. "Fighter" – Christina Aguilera
September 17, 2006
2.05
  1. "Ring the Alarm" – Beyoncé
  2. "Joker & the Thief" – Wolfmother
  3. "Too Little Too Late" – JoJo
  4. "Money Maker" – Ludacris featuring Pharrell
  5. "The Rockafeller Skank" – Fatboy Slim
September 24, 2006
2.06
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "Take on Me" – a-ha
  2. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" – Bonnie Tyler
  3. "The Wild Boys" – Duran Duran
  4. "We're Not Gonna Take It" – Twisted Sister
  5. "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" – Culture Club
October 15, 2006
2.07
  1. "Call Me When You're Sober" – Evanescence
  2. "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" – The Darkness
  3. "Say Goodbye" – Chris Brown
  4. "Come to Me" – Diddy featuring Nicole Scherzinger
  5. "Trapped in the Closet Pt. 1" – R. Kelly
October 22, 2006
2.08
  1. "Gone Daddy Gone" – Gnarls Barkley
  2. "Lips of an Angel" – Hinder
  3. "Smack That" – Akon featuring Eminem
  4. "White & Nerdy" – "Weird Al" Yankovic
  5. "Original Fire" – Audioslave
October 29, 2006
2.09
  1. "Welcome to the Black Parade" – My Chemical Romance
  2. "Nothing in this World" – Paris Hilton
  3. "Chain Hang Low" – Jibbs
  4. "St. Anger" – Metallica
  5. "Here (In Your Arms)" – Hellogoodbye
November 5, 2006
2.10
  1. "Miss Murder" – AFI
  2. "Stunt 101" – G-Unit
  3. "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" – Panic! at the Disco
  4. "No One Knows" – Queens of the Stone Age
  5. "Long Way 2 Go" – Cassie
November 12, 2006
2.11
  1. "Fergalicious" – Fergie featuring will.i.am
  2. "When Your Heart Stops Beating" – +44
  3. "My Love" – Justin Timberlake featuring T.I.
  4. "So Excited" – Janet Jackson featuring Khia
  5. "Miami" – Will Smith
November 26, 2006
2.12
  1. "Hurt" – Christina Aguilera
  2. "Love Me or Hate Me" – Lady Sovereign
  3. "Bones" – The Killers
  4. "Thong Song" – Sisqó
  5. "Shortie Like Mine" – Bow Wow featuring Chris Brown and Johntá Austin
December 17, 2006
2.13
"Video on Trial: '80s Superstars"
  1. "Like a Virgin" – Madonna
  2. "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" – Whitney Houston
  3. "Billie Jean" – Michael Jackson
  4. "California Girls" – David Lee Roth
  5. "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" – New Kids on the Block
December 24, 2006
2.14
"Video on Trial: Holiday Crap"
  1. "8 Days of Christmas" – Destiny's Child
  2. "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" – 'N Sync
  3. "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" – Snoop Dogg featuring Dat Nigga Daz, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee and Bad Azz
  4. "This Gift" – 98 Degrees
  5. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" – Mariah Carey
December 24, 2006
2.15
"Video on Trial: Centerfold Edition"
  1. "Wait a Minute" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring Timbaland
  2. "Lady Marmalade" – Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil' Kim and Mýa
  3. "Beverly Hills" – Weezer
  4. "About Us" – Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall
  5. "Candy Shop" – 50 Cent featuring Olivia
December 31, 2006
2.16
  1. "Wind It Up" – Gwen Stefani
  2. "Hate Me" – Blue October
  3. "You Don't Know" – Eminem featuring 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks and Cashis
  4. "Barbie Girl" – Aqua
  5. "Irreplaceable" – Beyoncé
January 21, 2007
2.17
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "How Will I Know" – Whitney Houston
  2. "Beat It" – Michael Jackson
  3. "Karma Chameleon" – Culture Club
  4. "Smokin' in the Boys Room" – Mötley Crüe
  5. "White Wedding" – Billy Idol
January 28, 2007
2.18
  1. "Lose Control" – Kevin Federline
  2. "Oops...I Did It Again" – Britney Spears
  3. "The Sweet Escape" – Gwen Stefani featuring Akon
  4. "From Yesterday" – Thirty Seconds to Mars
  5. "Temperature" – Sean Paul
February 4, 2007
2.19
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "Cold Hearted" – Paula Abdul
  2. "Bust a Move" – Young MC
  3. "She Bop" – Cyndi Lauper
  4. "Girl You Know It's True" – Milli Vanilli
  5. "Parents Just Don't Understand" – DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
March 4, 2007
2.20
  1. "Read My Mind" – The Killers
  2. "Lithium" – Evanescence
  3. "Hip Hop Is Dead" – Nas featuring will.i.am
  4. "MMMBop" – Hanson
  5. "The River" – Good Charlotte featuring M. Shadows and Synyster Gates
March 11, 2007
2.21
  1. "It's Not Over" – Daughtry
  2. "Jenny from the Block" – Jennifer Lopez featuring Styles P and Jadakiss
  3. "The Church of Hot Addiction" – Cobra Starship
  4. "How to Touch a Girl" – JoJo
  5. "American Bad Ass" – Kid Rock
March 18, 2007
2.22
  1. "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" – Fall Out Boy
  2. "With Love" – Hilary Duff
  3. "What Goes Around...Comes Around" – Justin Timberlake
  4. "Throw Some D's" – Rich Boy featuring Polow da Don
  5. "Dashboard" – Modest Mouse
March 25, 2007
2.23
  1. "Glamorous" – Fergie featuring Ludacris
  2. "Naked Sun" – …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
  3. "She Bangs" – Ricky Martin
  4. "Wouldn't Get Far" – The Game featuring Kanye West
  5. "Beautiful Liar" – Beyoncé and Shakira
April 2, 2007
2.24
  1. "Smile" – Lily Allen
  2. "Better Than Me" – Hinder
  3. "Candyman" – Christina Aguilera
  4. "Outta My System" – Bow Wow featuring T-Pain and Johntá Austin
  5. "Baby Got Back" – Sir Mix-a-Lot
April 9, 2007
2.25
  1. "Rumors" – Lindsay Lohan
  2. "Thnks fr th Mmrs" – Fall Out Boy
  3. "Don't Matter" – Akon
  4. "Hump de Bump" – Red Hot Chili Peppers
  5. "Doe Boy Fresh" – Three 6 Mafia featuring Chamillionaire
June 3, 2007
2.26
  1. "This Is Why I'm Hot" – Mims
  2. "Like This" – Kelly Rowland featuring Eve
  3. "Triple Trouble" – Beastie Boys
  4. "Grace Kelly" – Mika
  5. "Sexx Laws" – Beck
June 10, 2007
2.27
"Video on Trial: So '90s Edition"
  1. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" – Nirvana
  2. "California Love" – 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre
  3. "Wannabe" – Spice Girls
  4. "Basket Case" – Green Day
  5. "I'm Too Sexy" – Right Said Fred
June 17, 2007
2.28
  1. "Anonymous" – Bobby Valentino featuring Timbaland
  2. "Cupid's Chokehold" – Gym Class Heroes featuring Patrick Stump
  3. "Tainted Love" – Marilyn Manson
  4. "I Don't Love You" – My Chemical Romance
  5. "Upgrade U" – Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z
June 24, 2007
2.29
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "Walk Like an Egyptian" – The Bangles
  2. "Tainted Love" – Soft Cell
  3. "All Night Long (All Night)" – Lionel Richie
  4. "I Think We're Alone Now" – Tiffany
  5. "Ghostbusters" – Ray Parker Jr.
July 8, 2007
2.30
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)" – Beastie Boys
  2. "Physical" – Olivia Newton-John
  3. "Kiss" – Prince and The Revolution
  4. "Whip It" – Devo
  5. "Welcome to the Jungle" – Guns N' Roses
July 15, 2007
2.31
"VOT: The Hair Bands Edition"
  1. "Smokin' in the Boys Room" – Motley Crue
  2. "Cherry Pie (song)" – Warrant
  3. "Here I Go Again" – Whitesnake
  4. "Talk Dirty to Me" – Poison
  5. "In and Out of Love" – Bon Jovi

In this never-aired "Video on Trial" special, hair bands are given the VOT treatment by jurors wearing typical hair band outfits and wigs. The episode would have been episode #17 of season two but did not make it to broadcast. According to one VOT producer, this was because it was "not completed by five judges in a timely manner".

In the VOT: 100! season four special, some clips of the special were shown but the episode still has never aired in its entirety.

Unaired (some clips aired November 3, 2008)

Verdicts

The following table contains the fictitious "final verdicts" given to each artist for their video. The verdicts are listed by episode, and the videos are listed in order of their "case numbers".

Verdicts do not apply to artists whose names are in small text.

Accused Video Verdict
Episode 2.01
Cyndi Lauper "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" Sentenced to cease production on her new single, "Girls Just Want to Chillax".
Wham! "Careless Whisper" Sentenced to stop hanging out at truckstops with Lance Bass.
Madonna "Papa Don't Preach" Sentenced to continue being the sexiest 70-year-old on the planet.
Van Halen "Hot for Teacher" Sentenced to try and remember just one moment – any moment – from the 1980s.
Michael Jackson "Thriller" Sentenced to nothing – his lawyers were too good.
Episode 2.02
Jessica Simpson "A Public Affair" Sentenced to stop hogging all the hot girls in Hollywood and leave some for Nick Lachey.
Justin Timberlake featuring Clipse "Like I Love You" Sentenced to continue being the least fat ex-member of 'N Sync.
Fergie "London Bridge" Sentenced to Google the phrase "Shameless Gwen Stefani Impersonator" and see what turns up.
My Chemical Romance "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" Sentenced to lighten the hell up.
Cobra Starship featuring William Beckett, Travis McCoy and Maja Ivarsson "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" Sentenced to return to the sucky bands from whence they came.
Episode 2.03
Justin Timberlake "SexyBack" Sentenced to meet women the normal celebrity way: through publicists.
Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown and Scar "Morris Brown" Sentenced to keep on staying together by not playing together.
The Raconteurs "Steady as She Goes" Sentenced to race against Jack's other 26 bands.
Cham featuring Alicia Keys "Ghetto Story (Chapter 2)" Sentenced to keep co-opting other people's fame until someone can begin to co-opt his.
Chamillionaire "Grown and Sexy" Sentenced to convert his video into a movie called "Robot Supermodels on a Plane".
Episode 2.04
Pink "U + Ur Hand" Sentenced to go back to imitating sexy celebs.
LeToya "Torn" Sentenced to sing about stuff that people actually care about, such as Cool Ranch Doritos and dog robots.
The Killers "When You Were Young" Sentenced to stop being more "British" than Prince Harry having sex with a custard scone.
Enrique Iglesias "Addicted" Sentenced to keep on giving old people an alternative to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Christina Aguilera "Fighter" Sentenced to save her career through re-skankification.
Episode 2.05
Beyoncé "Ring the Alarm" Sentenced to stop threatening to "kick the court's ass".
Wolfmother "Joker and the Thief" Sentenced to shut their dumb faces cuz Led Zeppelin rules!
JoJo "Too Little Too Late" Sentenced to celebrate her 16th birthday amidst declining album sales and a surplus of unsold concert T-shirts.
Ludacris featuring Pharrell "Money Maker" Sentenced to buy another item you can't afford and then tell you about how awesome it is.
Fatboy Slim "The Rockafeller Skank" Sentenced to reveal that in the title "Rockafeller Skank", the word "Rockafeller" stands for "Paris Hilton is a".
Episode 2.06
a-ha "Take on Me" Sentenced to hire a sketch artist to draw themselves a new career.
Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Sentenced to ask Weird Al to stop recording the song "Total Eclipse of the Fart".
Duran Duran "The Wild Boys" Sentenced to admit that, at some point, they got it on with your mother.
Twisted Sister "We're Not Gonna Take It" Sentenced to rent their band name out to Ashlee Simpson.
Culture Club "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" Sentenced to realize the irony in the progression of their career from making thrash to picking up thrash.
Episode 2.07
Evanescence "Call Me When You're Sober" Sentenced to "call me when they're better".
The Darkness "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" Sentenced to 3 years at the fashion reformatory for the chronically British.
Chris Brown "Say Goodbye" Sentenced to continue being more successful than you'll ever be.
Diddy featuring Nicole Scherzinger "Come to Me" Sentenced to team up with Mr. T for a duet called "Diddy the Fool".
R. Kelly "Trapped in the Closet (Chapter 1)" Sentenced to buy a Coleman stove for those extended closet stays.
Episode 2.08
Gnarls Barkley "Gone Daddy Gone" Sentenced to be the first video reviewed on the newly created spin-off "Stoners on Trial".
Hinder "Lips of an Angel" Sentenced to realize the irony that "Lips of an Angel" is being sung by the lips of an a**hole.
Akon featuring Eminem "Smack That" Sentenced to stop bogarting Eminem's talent.
"Weird Al" Yankovic "White and Nerdy" Sentenced to admit that he looks like the albino version of Dave Navarro.
Audioslave "Original Fire" Sentenced to continue being the ultimate band for men who sport mullets.
Episode 2.09
My Chemical Romance "Welcome to the Black Parade" Sentenced to stop forcing Video on Trial to come up with new ways to call them nerds.
Paris Hilton "Nothing in This World" Sentenced to have a Video on Trial viewer add her picture to the Wikipedia page for "loser".
Jibbs "Chain Hang Low" Sentenced to ask Santa for a gold record.
Metallica "St. Anger" Sentenced to admit that "St. Anger" is actually the patron saint of bad music.
Hellogoodbye "Here (In Your Arms)" Sentenced to keep on sounding like a mix of Weezer and Cher.
Episode 2.10
AFI "Miss Murder" Sentenced to stop giving their hand-me-downs to Jared Leto.
G-Unit "Stunt 101" Sentenced to remember that "Too many cooks spoil the rap song".
Panic! at the Disco "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" Sentenced to realize that, with the exception of nothing, Panic! at the Disco are Fall Out Boy.
Queens of the Stone Age "No One Knows" Sentenced to name their next song "No One Listens".
Cassie "Long Way 2 Go" Sentenced to 3 months at the Ashlee Simpson Institute for the Craptastic.
Episode 2.11
Fergie featuring will.i.am "Fergalicious" Sentenced to cancel plans to release her next single "Hollaback Guy".
+44 "When Your Heart Stops Beating" Sentenced to continue being bound and gagged by one cord.
Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. "My Love" Sentenced to apologize for "sucking back".
Janet Jackson featuring Khia "So Excited" Sentenced to put her clothes back on – because she's only 90.
Will Smith "Miami" Sentenced to return to West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, on the playgrounds where he spent most of his days.
Episode 2.12
Christina Aguilera "Hurt" Sentenced to bring her skanky back.
Lady Sovereign "Love Me or Hate Me" Sentenced to change her title to "Lady Wonhitte of Wondershire".
The Killers "Bones" Sentenced to realize that having sex with a skeleton is gross.
Sisqó "Thong Song" Sentenced to realize that thongs, much like his career, are sexy in theory, but full of shit in reality.
Bow Wow featuring Chris Brown and Johntá Austin "Shortie Like Mine" Sentenced to realize that dropping "Lil'" from your name doesn't automatically make you taller.
Episode 2.13
Madonna "Like a Virgin" Sentenced to adopt Trevor Boris and take him to England.
Whitney Houston "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" Sentenced to dance with somebody while Bobby lap-dances with somebody else.
Michael Jackson "Billie Jean" Sentenced to buy a face toupee.
David Lee Roth "California Girls" Sentenced to admit that he has gone from liking California girls to looking like a California raisin.
New Kids on the Block "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" Sentenced to begin most of their sentences with "I used to be..."
Episode 2.14
Destiny's Child "8 Days of Christmas" Sentenced to recognize the true meaning of Christmas – cheating on loved ones at the office Christmas party.
'N Sync "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" Sentenced to wish they're on Justin's gift list.
Snoop Dogg featuring Dat Nigga Daz, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee and Bad Azz "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" Sentenced to stop trying to smoke the mistletoe.
98 Degrees "This Gift" Sentenced to stop making videos that are as predictable as a wrapped-up Toblerone.
Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas Is You" Sentenced to admit that all she wants for Christmas is Tommy Mottola and a nutcracker.
Episode 2.15
Pussycat Dolls featuring Timbaland "Wait a Minute" Sentenced to continue being the world's youngest cougars.
Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil' Kim and Mýa "Lady Marmalade" Sentenced to appear in the spin-off "Poor Use of Lingerie on Trial".
Weezer "Beverly Hills" Sentenced to go back to playing with their inflatable playmates.
Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall "About Us" Sentenced to smash a folding chair over Paul Wall's back.
50 Cent featuring Olivia "Candy Shop" Sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his music videos.
Episode 2.16
Gwen Stefani "Wind It Up" Sentenced to keep on sounding like the operating room at a spay and neutering clinic.
Blue October "Hate Me" Sentenced to realize that if "blue angel" means lighting a fart, then "Blue October" must mean micing a fart.
Eminem featuring 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, and Cashis "You Don't Know" Sentenced to keep on teaming up with every hip-hop star who isn't MC Hammer.
Aqua "Barbie Girl" Sentenced to continue plans to release the "My Royalty Checks Keep on Getting Smaller" Barbie.
Beyoncé "Irreplaceable" Sentenced to sign a massive pre-nup with Jay-Z.
Episode 2.17
Whitney Houston "How Will I Know" Sentenced to clean up the mess she is...Oh sorry, the mess she made.
Michael Jackson "Beat It" Sentenced to beat it with someone his own age.
Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" Sentenced to make it up to karma by retiring.
Mötley Crüe "Smokin' in the Boys Room" Sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in detention.
Billy Idol "White Wedding" Sentenced to a white funeral.
Episode 2.18
Kevin Federline "Lose Control" Sentenced to keep on pursuing custody of his pot.
Britney Spears "Oops...I Did It Again" Sentenced to cease plans for her upcoming book "A Dummies Guide to Parenting While Plastered".
Gwen Stefani featuring Akon "The Sweet Escape" Sentenced to keep making hits that mix "basic repetition" with the sound of cats playing with downed hydro wires.
30 Seconds to Mars "From Yesterday" Sentenced to 30 years on Mars. Without their instruments.
Sean Paul "Temperature" Sentenced to realize that snowsuits don't equal sexy.
Episode 2.19
Paula Abdul "Cold Hearted" Sentenced to stop requesting a transfer to "Colombian Idol".
Young MC "Bust a Move" Sentenced to change his name to Old MC.
Cyndi Lauper "She Bop" Sentenced to stop sitting on her Dirt Devil Extreme.
Milli Vanilli "Girl You Know It's True" Sentenced to stop blaming it on the rain and just blame it on acid reflux.
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince "Parents Just Don't Understand" Sentenced to continue being a more effective sedative than anything Paula Abdul has in her purse.
Episode 2.20
The Killers "Ready My Mind" Sentenced to stop taking their video ideas from Paula Abdul.
Evanescence "Lithium" Sentenced to stop being more depressing than those Ben Johnson power drink commercials.
Nas featuring will.i.am "Hip Hop Is Dead" Sentenced to recognize that if hip-hop is dead...then emo is double dead.
Hanson "MMMBop" Sentenced to stop pestering MuchMusic for their royalties.
Good Charlotte featuring M. Shadows and Synster Gates "The River" Sentenced to stop bathing in Rogaine.
Episode 2.21
Daughtry "It's Not Over" Sentenced to change their name to "Theory of a Creed leback".
Jennifer Lopez featuring Styles P and Jadakiss "Jenny from the Block" Sentenced to answer the BEP question "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk? Inside your trunk?"
Cobra Starship "The Church of Hot Addiction" Sentenced to ride their starship back to their home planet of D-Listia.
JoJo "How to Touch a Girl" Sentenced to make sure R. Kelly never sees this video.
Kid Rock "American Bad Ass" Sentenced to shave his pubic mullet.
Episode 2.22
Fall Out Boy "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" Sentenced to have the lead singer lay off the ham sandwiches.
Hilary Duff "With Love" Sentenced to stop feeling insecure about not being in rehab.
Justin Timberlake "What Goes Around...Comes Around" Sentenced to stop bitching and realize that he's the luckiest bastard on the face of the Earth.
Rich Boy featuring Polow da Don "Throw Some D's" Sentenced to have Weird Al perform a parody called "Throw Some Cheese on That Dish".
Modest Mouse "Dashboard" Sentenced to start fishing for an original sound.
Episode 2.23
Fergie featuring Ludacris "Glamorous" Sentenced to keep "keepin it real"-ish.
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead "Naked Sun" Sentenced to add a few more unneeded words to their band name.
Ricky Martin "She Bangs" Sentenced to keep asking his agent if The Surreal Life has called back.
The Game featuring Kanye West "Wouldn't Get Far" Sentenced to stop complaining about others and just have sex with himself.
Beyoncé and Shakira "Beautiful Liar" Sentenced to continue being the ultimate three-way.
Episode 2.24
Lily Allen "Smile" Sentenced to get rid of her 18-gallon bucket of ice cream and her Sex and the City DVD box set.
Hinder "Better Than Me" Sentenced to stop cheating over Chad Kroeger's shoulder, because all of the answers are wrong anyway.
Christina Aguilera "Candyman" Sentenced to realize that there's a difference between going down with the ship and going down on the ship.
Bow Wow featuring T-Pain and Johntá Austin "Outta My System" Sentenced to wipe away his tears with his diamond and gold-encrusted handkerchief.
Sir Mix-a-Lot "Baby Got Back" Sentenced to perform at Star Jones' next birthday party.
Episode 2.25
Lindsay Lohan "Rumors" Sentenced to realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's a crappy singer.
Fall Out Boy "Thnks fr th Mmrs" Sentenced to help control the pet population by being spayed or neutered.
Akon "Don't Matter" Sentenced to change his name to Con or Ex-Con.
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Hump de Bump" Sentenced to be the first people to add grillz to their dentures.
Three 6 Mafia featuring Chamillionaire "Doe Boy Fresh" Sentenced to sell their Oscar on eBay to pay for a portal to get their heads out of their asses.
Episode 2.26
Mims "This Is Why I'm Hot" Sentenced to come out with his own line of mirrors.
Kelly Rowland featuring Eve "Like This" Sentenced to tour under the name "Destiny's Unwanted Child".
Beastie Boys "Triple Trouble" Sentenced to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.
Mika "Grace Kelly" Sentenced to go through puberty.
Beck "Sexx Laws" Sentenced to only release videos on Halloween.
Episode 2.27
Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Sentenced to rub used gym socks and Gummi Bears on themselves.
2Pac featuring Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman "California Love" Sentenced to stop releasing albums because ghosts can't rap.
Spice Girls "Wannabe" Sentenced to get really old and have lots of babies.
Green Day "Basket Case" Sentenced to realize they were the original American idiots.
Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy" Sentenced to spend all of eternity shaving each other's chests.
Episode 2.28
Bobby Valentino featuring Timbaland "Anonymous" Sentenced to enter the witness relocation program for our sake.
Gym Class Heroes featuring Patrick Stump "Cupid's Chokehold" Sentenced to stop telling us to look at his girlfriend. We get it – she's hot.
Marilyn Manson "Tainted Love" Sentenced to stop coming to our parties and creeping out our sisters' friends.
My Chemical Romance "I Don't Love You" Sentenced to divorce their lead singer.
Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z "Upgrade U" Sentenced to release her follow-up single, "Supersize U".
Episode 2.29
Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" Sentenced to shave their mullets and put on some makeup so people will actually think they're women.
Soft Cell "Tainted Love" Sentenced to be tested for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.
Lionel Richie "All Night Long (All Night)" Sentenced to admit that Nicole is his kid and not the daughter of the band's drummer.
Tiffany "I Think We're Alone Now" Sentenced to work security on Hilary Duff's mall tour.
Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" Sentenced to drop the "Jr." in order to save his father the embarrassment.
Episode 2.30
Beastie Boys "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)" Sentenced to fight for their right to be relevant again.
Olivia Newton-John "Physical" Sentenced to get John Travolta more physical so he'll look a little less like Jabba the Hutt and a little more like Danny Zuko.
Prince and The Revolution "Kiss" Sentenced to ditch the platforms and get himself a little person card.
Devo "Whip It" Sentenced to do a commercial for "The Clapper."
Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" Sentenced to quit all the lame side projects and make f***ing rock and roll music again.
Episode 2.31
Motley Crue "Smokin' in the Boys Room" Sentence unknown.
Warrant "Cherry Pie" Sentence unknown.
Whitesnake "Here I Go Again" Sentence unknown.
Poison "Talk Dirty to Me" Sentence unknown.
Bon Jovi "In and Out of Love" Sentence unknown.
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