List of Cow and Chicken episodes

Poster to the Cow and Chicken pilot.

This is a list of episodes of the animated television series Cow and Chicken, which ran on Cartoon Network from July 15, 1997, to July 24, 1999.

The series was created and directed by David Feiss, with the co-directions of:

• Monte Young in "The Ugliest Weenie";
• John McIntyre in "Alive!";
• Robert Alvarez in: "Field Trip to Folsom Prison", "The Girl's Bathroom", "Supermodel Cow", "Part Time Job", "Who Is Supercow?", "Confused", "Happy Meat", "Orthodontic Police", "The Cow with Four Eyes!", "Cow's Instincts... Don't It?", "Ballerina Cow", "Lawnmower Chicken", "Space Cow", "Headhunting in Oregon", and "The King and Queen of Cheese".

Series overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired
			First aired	Last aired
	Pilot		November 12, 1995
	1	13	July 15, 1997	October 7, 1997
	2	13	January 13, 1998	April 7, 1998
	3	13	August 15, 1998	November 7, 1998
	4	13	April 26, 1999	July 24, 1999

Episodes

Pilot (1995)

No.	Title	Directed by	Story by	Original air date
0	"No Smoking"	Dave Feiss	Pilar Feiss, Sam Kieth, and Dave Feiss	November 12, 1995
Cow and Chicken are sister and brother. After Chicken is caught smoking by the Devil, he is taken to the underworld where Super Cow must save him.

Season 1 (1997)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Written by	Storyboarded by	Original air date
1a	1a	"Field Trip to Folsom Prison"	Pilar Menendez	David Feiss	July 15, 1997
While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.
1b	1b	"The Girl's Bathroom"	David Feiss	Greg Emison	July 15, 1997
Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls' bathroom at school is like.
2a	2a	"Supermodel Cow"	David Feiss and Bill Burnett	Greg Emison	July 22, 1997
Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.
2b	2b	"Part Time Job"	David Feiss and Bill Burnett	Barrington Bunce	July 22, 1997
Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.
3a	3a	"Alive!"	David Feiss and Bill Burnett	John McIntyre	July 29, 1997
A game of "Catch" results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.
3b	3b	"Who Is Supercow?"	Monte Young, Victor Ortado, and Larry Huber	John Holmquist	July 29, 1997
The Red Guy tries to find out Supercow's real identity.
4a	4a	"Confused"	David Feiss, Seth MacFarlane, and Bill Burnett	John Holmquist	August 5, 1997
After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).
4b	4b	"The Molting Fairy"	Victor Ortado and Bill Burnett	Monte Young	August 5, 1997
Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.
5a	5a	"The Ugliest Weenie - Part One"	Bill Burnett	Monte Young	August 12, 1997
Cow writes a play entitled "The Ugliest Weenie", which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken's role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem.
5b	5b	"The Ugliest Weenie - Epilogue"	Bill Burnett	Monte Young	August 12, 1997
"The Ugliest Weenie" is acted out in full, this time with the leading roles filled in by Cow and Chicken. By the end of the act, the stage catches on fire from a freak accident.
6a	6a	"Crash Dive!"	Vincent Davis	Monte Young	August 19, 1997
Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.
6b	6b	"Happy Meat"	Victor Ortado and Bill Burnett	Barrington Bunce	August 19, 1997
Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (the Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents' footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.
7a	7a	"School Bully"	David Feiss, Greg Emison, and Bill Burnett	John Holmquist	August 26, 1997
Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.
7b	7b	"Time Machine"	David Feiss	Nora Johnson	August 26, 1997
Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.
8a	8a	"Orthodontic Police"	David Feiss, Bill Burnett, and Victor Ortado	Nora Johnson	September 2, 1997
Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an "orthodontic police officer" (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they're not the only ones.
8b	8b	"The Cow with Four Eyes!"	David Feiss and Bill Burnett	Greg Emison	September 2, 1997
Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).
9a	9a	"Cow's Instincts... Don't It?"	Bill Burnett and Seth MacFarlane	Barrington Bunce	September 9, 1997
Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!
9b	9b	"Ballerina Cow"	Bill Burnett	Monte Young	September 9, 1997
Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).
10a	10a	"Chicken's First Kiss"	Richard Pursel and Bill Burnett	Monte Young	September 16, 1997
After the girls beat the boys in a game of "Girls Chase Boys", Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her "cooties".
10b	10b	"Squirt the Daisies"	Sherm Cohen	Greg Emison	September 16, 1997
While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include "Kick the Can", "Duck, Duck, Goose", and Cow's favorite game, "Squirt the Daisies". He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do not have an extreme twist.
11a	11a	"Lawnmower Chicken"	Richard Pursel	John Holmquist	September 23, 1997
Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).
11b	11b	"Cow Loves Piles"	Victor Ortado, Bill Burnett, and Greg Emison	Barrington Bunce	September 23, 1997
Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.
12a	12a	"Space Cow"	David Feiss, Seth MacFarlane, and Bill Burnett	John Holmquist	September 30, 1997
As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they're older. Since Cow's essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket.
12b	12b	"The Legend of Sailcat"	David Feiss and Bill Burnett	Nora Johnson	September 30, 1997
Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem's father. After Cow shows up, Flem's dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.
13a	13a	"Headhunting in Oregon"	David Feiss, Victor Ortado, and Bill Burnett	Greg Emison	October 7, 1997
The family head over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the "hunted", especially when the Red Guy is their leader.
13b	13b	"The King and Queen of Cheese"	David Feiss, Gordon Coulthart, and Bill Burnett	Nora Johnson	October 7, 1997
Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (the Red Guy) become the king and queen of cheese.

Season 2 (1998)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Animation direction by	Written by	Storyboarded by	Original air date
14a	1a	"Fluffy the Anaconda"	Robert Alvarez	Bill Burnett	Nora Johnson	January 13, 1998
Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.
14b	1b	"The Laughing Puddle"	Michael Longden	Bill Burnett	Don Shank	January 13, 1998
Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.
15a	2a	"Pirate Lessons (Capt. Butz Pirate)"	Ron Myrick	Bill Burnett	Dave Brain	January 20, 1998
Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.
15b	2b	"Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"	Robert Alvarez	Richard Pursel	Don Shank	January 20, 1998
Following advice from Dead Ghost (the Red Guy spoofing Space Ghost), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults resembling their parents. Note: Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast is a direct spoof of Cartoon Network's own talk show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
16a	3a	"Tongue Sandwich"	Dave Brain	Michael Ryan	Charlie Bean	January 27, 1998
A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.
16b	3b	"Dream Date Chicken"	Brian Hogan	Richard Pursel	Chris Reccardi	January 27, 1998
Fed up with chores and his parent's rules, Chicken runs away from home to live the "bachelor lifestyle" of his cousin, Boneless Chicken. And falls in love with a beautiful girl and goes on a date with her. But at the end of the date, Chicken is arrested by the Red Guy for running away (so does his date for letting it happen), because Boneless called the police and knew he ran away.
17a	4a	"Sumo Cow"	Dave Brain and Robert Alvarez	Steve Marmel	Charlie Bean	February 3, 1998
Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.
17b	4b	"Comet!"	Brian Hogan	Steve Marmel	Kurt Anderson	February 3, 1998
Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real. Note: Reruns of "Comet!" on the U.S. Cartoon Network mute out Dad yelling, "Oh, divot!" after he lofts his golf ball towards the observatory (due to viewers confusing the line for "Oh, dammit!").
18a	5a	"Dirty Laundry"	Frank Weiss and Dave Brain	Steve Marmel	Butch Hartman	February 10, 1998
The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.
18b	5b	"Grizzly Beaver Safari"	Bill Reed	Richard Pursel	Chris Reccardi	February 10, 1998
Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver.
19a	6a	"Boneless Kite"	Brian Hogan	Bill Burnett	David Feiss	February 17, 1998
Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o' war contest.
19b	6b	"Which Came First?"	Bob Jacques	Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	February 17, 1998
Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.
20a	7a	"Buffalo Gals"	Ron Myrick	Bill Burnett (story), and Michael Ryan (teleplay)	Vincent Waller	February 24, 1998
Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball. Note: This episode aired only once on the date of its original airing and was banned and replaced with the "Orthodontic Police" episode until Mel Blanc's successors Joe Alaskey died on February 3, 2016.
20b	7b	"Cow and Chicken Reclining"	Robert Alvarez	Bill Burnett	Charlie Bean	February 24, 1998
While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside. Note: Mom and Dad's pick-up truck, with the name of "Fode", pun for "Ford", is actually a Portuguese swearing word for a sexual reference. It's unknown whether or not this episode was banned or had the lettering censored when dubbed for Portuguese audiences, but the original version aired on Cartoon Network maintains this part.
21a	8a	"Free Inside!"	Dave Brain	Steve Marmel	Chris Reccardi	March 3, 1998
Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.
21b	8b	"Journey to the Center of Cow"	Brian Hogan	Michael Ryan	Don Shank	March 3, 1998
While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow's stomachs.
22a	9a	"The Karate Chick"	Dave Brain	Steve Marmel	Adam Burton	March 10, 1998
Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.
22b	9b	"Yard Sale"	Dave Brain and Brian Hogan	Michael Ryan	Don Shank	March 10, 1998
A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.
23a	10a	"Meet Lance Sackless"	Joey Banaszkiewicz	Steve Marmel	Butch Hartman	March 17, 1998
Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).
23b	10b	"Who's Afraid of the Dark?"	Robert Alvarez	Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	March 17, 1998
Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (the Red Guy) to solve the problem.
24a	11a	"The Bad News Plastic Surgeons"	Bill Reed	Michael Ryan	David Feiss	March 24, 1998
Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.
24b	11b	"The Exchange Stüdent"	Ron Myrick	Michael Ryan	Charlie Bean	March 24, 1998
A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.
25a	12a	"Child Star"	Dave Brain	Steve Marmel	Nora Johnson	March 31, 1998
Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (the Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl".
25b	12b	"Perpetual Energy"	Bill Reed	Steve Marmel	Don Dougherty	March 31, 1998
Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
26a	13a	"Bad Chicken"	Brian Hogan	Steve Marmel	Butch Hartman	April 7, 1998
After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken's name.
26b	13b	"Stay Awake"	Bill Reed	Michael Ryan	Chris Reccardi	April 7, 1998
Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

Season 3 (1998)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Animation direction by	Written by	Storyboarded by	Original air date
27a	1a	"Can Cow Come Out and Play?"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Steve Marmel	Charlie Bean	August 15, 1998
The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it "unless he was the last man on Earth". He attempts to lure the entire world's population (excluding Cow) into a free trailer.
27b	1b	"Horn Envy"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	August 15, 1998
Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.
28a	2a	"Goin' My Way?"	Ron Myrick	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	August 22, 1998
Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.
28b	2b	"The Babysitter"	Robert Alvarez	Steve Marmel	Nora Johnson	August 22, 1998
Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.
29a	3a	"Cow Fly"	Rumen Petkov and Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Chris Savino	August 29, 1998
Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.
29b	3b	"Where Am I?"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Bob Camp	August 29, 1998
While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.
30a	4a	"Sergeant Weenie Arms"	Ron Myrick	Maxwell Atoms	Maxwell Atoms	September 5, 1998
Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.
30b	4b	"Sow and Chicken"	Rumen Petkov	Sherri Schrader	John Holmquist	September 5, 1998
Cow and Chicken's anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow's misguided actions.
31a	5a	"Me an' My Dog"	Robert Alvarez	Pilar Menendez and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	September 12, 1998
Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.
31b	5b	"Cow's Dream Catcher"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Steve Marmel	Charlie Bean	September 12, 1998
A night in the tree house turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem, and Earl when they break Cow's dream catcher.
32a	6a	"Grandma at the Mall"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	September 19, 1998
Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.
32b	6b	"Chicken in the Bathroom"	Brian Hogan	Jeff Kwitney	Marc Perry	September 19, 1998
Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.
33a	7a	"Chickens Don't Fly"	Robert Alvarez	Gary Wilson	Maxwell Atoms	September 26, 1998
While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.
33b	7b	"P.E."	Michael Longden	David Feiss and Steve Marmel	Lynne Naylor	September 26, 1998
Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen.
34a	8a	"Playin' Hookie"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Steve Marmel	David Feiss	October 3, 1998
Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed.
34b	8b	"Chicken Lips"	Rumen Petkov	Gary Wilson	Lynne Naylor	October 3, 1998
Unlike Cow, Chicken cannot whistle, and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (the Red Guy).
35a	9a	"The Day I Was Born"	Robert Alvarez	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	October 10, 1998
Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.
35b	9b	"Factory Follies"	Brian Hogan	Vincent Davis, Sami Rank, and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	October 10, 1998
The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.
36a	10a	"101 Uses for Cow and Chicken"	David Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Lynne Naylor	October 17, 1998
After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.
36b	10b	"Intelligent Life?"	Rumen Petkov	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Greg Miller	October 17, 1998
Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world's problems lie in puppets.
37a	11a	"Be Careful What You Wish for"	Dave Brain	Steve Marmel	Paul McEvoy	October 24, 1998
Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.
37b	11b	"Lost at Sea"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Carey Yost	October 24, 1998
Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they've had together, even with help from the Red Guy.
38a	12a	"Night of the Ed!"	Brian Hogan	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Maxwell Atoms	October 31, 1998
The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.
38b	12b	"Cow's Pie"	Robert Alvarez	Genndy Tartakovsky	Genndy Tartakovsky	October 31, 1998
Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.
39a	13a	"Invisible Cow"	Brian Hogan	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Arthur Filloy	November 7, 1998
After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.
39b	13b	"Monster in the Closet"	Robert Alvarez	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	November 7, 1998
Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

Season 4 (1999)

Episodes 40–44 were shown as part of a special promotion called "Smelly Telly", where viewers could use scratch and sniff cards to smell certain odors at different parts of the episodes, as instructed on screen.^[1]

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Animation direction by	Written by	Storyboarded by	Original air date
40a	1a	"Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal"	Brian Hogan	Maxwell Atoms	Maxwell Atoms	April 26, 1999
In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).
40b	1b	"Black Sheep of the Family"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Bob Camp	April 26, 1999
Cow and Chicken's cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.
41a	2a	"The Big Move"	Brian Hogan	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Bob Camp	April 27, 1999
Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they've had at their old house.
41b	2b	"Cow's Magic Blanket"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Maxwell Atoms	April 27, 1999
Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow's cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.
42a	3a	"Cow's Toys"	Bill Reed	Steve Marmel and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	April 28, 1999
Cow's favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong".
42b	3b	"I Scream, Man"	Brian Hogan	Gary Wilson	David Feiss	April 28, 1999
It's coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some ice cream from the ice cream man (the Red Guy).
43a	4a	"Cloud Nine"	Bill Reed	Scott Morse	Scott Morse	April 29, 1999
Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie's jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.
43b	4b	"Send in the Clowns"	Robert Alvarez and Ron Myrick	Fred Belford and David Feiss	Carey Yost	April 29, 1999
Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.
44a	5a	"Major Wedgie"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	April 30, 1999
Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).
44b	5b	"The Loneliest Cow"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Maxwell Atoms	April 30, 1999
In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken's disgust.
45a	6a	"Professor Longhorn Steer"	Brian Hogan	Michael Ryan and David Feiss	David Feiss	May 3, 1999
In order to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.
45b	6b	"A Couple of Skating Fools"	Robert Alvarez	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Lynne Naylor	May 3, 1999
Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win. Note: The events that take place in the episode reference the famous Tonya Harding attack on Nancy Kerrigan during the 1994 Winter Olympics.
46a	7a	"The Full Mounty"	Ron Myrick	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Carey Yost	May 4, 1999
It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.
46b	7b	"Mall Cop"	Robert Alvarez	Nora Johnson and Steve Marmel	Nora Johnson	May 4, 1999
Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.
47a	8a	"Snail Boy"	Ron Myrick	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Bob Camp	May 5, 1999
Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.
47b	8b	"The Penalty Wheel"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	May 5, 1999
Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called "You Ben Panced?" hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.
48a	9a	"Chicken's Fairy Tale"	Rumen Petkov	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Bob Camp and David Feiss	May 6, 1999
Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.
48b	9b	"Magic Chicken"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Pat Ventura and David Feiss	May 6, 1999
Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow's udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.
49a	10a	"Cow's Horse"	Ron Myrick	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Nora Johnson	June 18, 1999
Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.
49b	10b	"Red Butler"	Robert Alvarez	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Carey Yost	June 18, 1999
A butler named Hiney (the Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.
50a	11a	"Cow's a Beauty"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Arthur Filloy	June 18, 1999
The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.
50b	11b	"Piano Lessons"	Rumen Petkov	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Paul McEvoy	June 18, 1999
The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.
51a	12a	"Duck, Duck Chicken!"	Brian Hogan	David Feiss and Steve Marmel	David Feiss	June 30, 1999
Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck.
51b	12b	"The Great Pantzini"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	Paul McEvoy	June 30, 1999
Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy's) circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.
52a	13a	"The Cow and Chicken Blues"	Bill Reed	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	July 24, 1999
Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.
52b	13b	"The Ballad of Cow and Chicken"	Dave Brain	David Feiss and Michael Ryan	David Feiss	July 24, 1999
Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

See also

• List of I Am Weasel episodes

References

1. "Smelly Telly". Cartoon Network. Archived from the original on May 8, 1999. Retrieved 2012-12-28.

External links

• List of Cow and Chicken episodes at TV.com
• List of Cow and Chicken episodes at Epguides